Thank you My Readers …

August 12, 2011 § Leave a comment

Nine posts later and my blog just passed the 1,000 readership mark … thanks a lot guys …

And most of all, keep locked in 😉 … I will keep the words coming steady.

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I wish all Ladies were Nymphos …

August 12, 2011 § 4 Comments

How many men in here can say that 99% of the times they’ve had sex, it is the woman who initiated the action??? Hands up!!! Ummm, and the count is zero!!! Okay let’s make that 50% … still no hands! Rather absurd statistics if we are to believe anything the numerous sexperts tell us; that women equally love and crave for sex. So what prompt’s this idle musing of mine? I read an article in a UK daily, about a woman whose sex addiction would manifest in form of violence, probably if she didn’t get enough of a groin thumping. Now I certainly could do with such a woman because if I can remember, of all the times I have had sex in this short life of mine, I’ve had to virtually submit a written proposal for each tryst. Looks am not alone in this grey zone of amorous affection. Some time back, a married buddy told me that I will literally get down on my knees the day my wife (when I marry) refuses to open sesame. Haven’t been there yet but I already believe him.

So what is it with women and their apparent reluctance to share the responsibility, for once in a while, initiating the act we all supposedly love? Is it true that women who would consider being assertive sexually are drawn back by the possibility of being labeled nymphos??? In any case, I doubt many husbands and boyfriends would mind keeping the “secret”, if need be, that he’s got a nympho for a woman! Women, trust me that most men would be envious of a beer-buddy who says he doesn’t have to hustle and groan for a session in the bedroom. His mates would probably ask him if his woman has got sisters. The way I see it, when I woman decides to take a relationship to the “next level”, the two-way condiments of love should also be wholly extrapolated to that next level. Speaking as man, a relationship on the next level means that I don’t have to wonder where the next romp will come from and, when it will come. This however doesn’t seem to be the case because from personal experience, a man in a serious relationship can be in a state sex famine as the unattached roving bachelors in town! This is a big joke on the men who brave the relationship quagmire. Relationship experts say women want a “relationship and security”. Rarely do you hear them talk about what men want in the deal. But what we men want is the simple part of the deal, and our demands auger well with the ultimate essence of coupling up; sex, which at one point leads to babies. You see, I think that it was probably the most ingenious part of “intelligent design” that procreation was intimately attached to the thing men supposedly crave more than women: sex! Imagine that sex was as tiring as … let me see what …ummm … ploughing a garden with a mad ox all day, would the world’s population be 6 billion, and growing, today??? Would you, reading this article, probably be around??? I don’t think so.

Women may say physiological conditions normally deter them from romping as frequently as their men would want. To do a little math on that, let’s put one week each month for the menstrual period. That leaves another incredible three weeks! This over 75% of the time! So if your man wants to climb the “two mountains” 99% of the time, your 75% availability means that if you are willing and serious about sex in the relationship, you can chip in 50% of the time so that your fella’s workload can be reduced to 50%! Now many women will probably come out yell that they’ve got to work or study, besides taking care of the home (if she has already moved in), I will concede and drop another 5%. That still leaves a handsome 45% on your plate.

So as I end this, I will send out a plea to the ladies, on behalf of the lads, known and unknown to me, that: LADIES, YOU LOSE NOTHING IF YOU CALL YOUR MAN AT LUNCH HOUR AND SAY YOU WANT TO FUCK! I even harbor a theory that such proactive feminine sexuality is extra glue to a relationship. The adage that the way to a man’s heart is through his tummy is irrelevant in this era where sex sells!!!

The Sexual Dilemma of the Modern Kampala Woman

August 2, 2011 § 7 Comments

“Corporate” is a word on the lips of every Kampalan who wants to appear intellectually suave these days! Not only is the word so misused, I think it is a word heavily masturbated with! How about that for an introduction???

Now let’s get on with the point of today’s post: The modern Kampala woman! Or as they prefer to be called, “corporate” babes/women/chics … whatever! Certainly there are many facets about being a corporate woman in this dusty city. However I will only be delving into a phenomenon which I call the sexual dilemma of these women.  Sometime back, I read an article in a local newspaper that corporate women consider themselves sexually liberated a notch higher, than the conventional Kampala woman: who mildly flaunts her attributes but maintains a strict code of socially acceptable sexual behavior. Certainly, if and when we all hold microscopes and scan the socio-sexual realities of our inner circles, we see that socially acceptable sexual behavior is a myth: we know it! But as long as it stays stashed away in the closets of our social psyche, we are good.

So here comes in the sexually liberated corporate woman. She is financially independent: very true. She is bold: not sure about that. And the yes, she says she can have sex with as many men as she pleases. As a man, at first this appears as pretty revolting, but wait a minute; the idea sounds like music to bachelors experiencing a prime of testosterone! These women make passes at men they want and most of the time they get their catch. The unspoken agreement of such relationships is: am not in for a relationship. And certainly a guy who wants to quench an erection will say: be my guest!

After updating my knowledge of Kampala woman to version “Corporate”, I decided to embark on an experiment to measure the degree of sexual boldness of the modern Kampala woman. My working hypothesis was that these women are walking an illusion because deep down they are still conservative because the cultures they subscribe to demand that of them. So what did I really do? I approached one after the other; each time expressing my intention to have sex them. I made it clear all I wanted was sex; nothing more, nothing less. So the first one, a 33 year old, replied that she was up for it. Then I upped the pre-sex rhetoric. I told her I wanted to fuck her insane. I had substituted the word sex with fuck. Not so cool, for she apparently coiled but and told me I was probably not her match. I smiled in contention as replied her text message. Then I went on the second one, a lady at campus who confessed she was in for the money only. I said cool. So I sent her a barrage of sms’es telling her how I badly wanted to fuck her. She replied: whose daughter do you think I am? The magic word once again was replacing the word sex with fuck. Then I went on to the third one. From our initial conversation, I figured out she was a woman looking for sexual adventure outside her marriage. Once again I upped the erotic mumbo-jumbo and after about two days, she had changed her mind because I seemed sexually very uncouth! So I went on to woman number four. Gave her the same story: no-strings-attached sex. She said she hadn’t been there in a while (interpreted as screwing a younger man) but she was cool with the idea. So I asked how she preferred to be fucked. Then came the reply I was now familiar with. I don’t think we are compatible! Yes that answer. So I decided to test, a now evolving theory, that these sexually “liberated” women were stuck between sexual conservatism and total liberalization; by toning down the rhetoric.  I apologized if I had said anything offensive and pleaded for another chance. Her answer: okay, we are on again!

I have more similar stories but for the sake opening up the debate and keeping this posting short, I will conclude my abstract on this interesting topic. So in summary, modern Kampala women are out to get as much sex as they want and they will make the initial steps to get it. But they still want to be looked at as women and not sex objects! Generally, when she gets to realize that her advances are more than welcome and the man is willing to fuck, as opposed to having sex, then she coils back! There falls the “corporate blinds”!

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